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  • njstaffer
    Sep 26, 01:26 PM
    Lets say his girlfriends parents say it's ok for them to sleep in the same room. Also, lets say that you also know that your son is having sex. Lets also say that your son has been going out with this girl for 3 months. So would you let him or not?


    First response: Hell ya I would! (Pat on his back) :D

    Second response: Sounds like someone doesn't know how to be a parent. You obviously don't feel comfortable with him going, so don't let him!

    Your the parent! What you say goes, whether he is 18 or not.




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  • kustardking
    Mar 22, 10:32 PM
    That was the point of my initial posts, hindsight is 20:20, and learning off others experience/failures can be a good thing.



    Considering it was one of the largest web advertising companies in the Southern Hemisphere, hardly a player you'd expect to take a fall and be out of business within 6months of contracting there.... It had massive backing, a large list of clients, and employed well over 750 staff in Australia alone.

    Then the only thing to learn from this story, like I wrote, is be ready to explain yourself.


    Though I understand where you're coming from, you also have to credit the fact there's an expectation of newbies to take every single job coming just because it pays rather than taking a strategic look instead of the day-to-day tactical vision.
    Yes, that expectation is correct, and this is because early on one can't be anything BUT tactical. Your AUS story verifies that you should take a portion of payment up front, regardless, and stand tall for decisions you make. Period.

    The kind of learning you are suggesting the OP acquire through reading and osmosis is, in fact, only attainable through direct experience. Rather, "newbies" should, instead of prematurely declining jobs on principle, take real steps to reduce the negative impact of numerous INEVITABLE failures through a few basic must-dos when taking on a job. 1) Get up front money, especially from an ostensibly capable client, 2) pay your own bills, 3) do two things at the same time if you're truly worried about "holes" in your CV, 4) don't worry about holes in your CV (see #3), because you need to learn how to EXPLAIN your failures, 5) do some real design.




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  • vincenz
    Dec 3, 10:21 AM
    girl, girls...

    No offense like Schneiderman said, but that could give some people nightmares




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  • xi mezmerize ix
    Oct 9, 07:28 AM
    I have ten that rotate every minute:
    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4153/5064200331_3662fe867a_b.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/5064813694_dbe178a666_b.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4093/5064200425_5d7888b35b_b.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4085/5064813810_600c27ec38_b.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4133/5064200643_2bae743cdd_b.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4103/5064200707_ce5e8e3d8b_b.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4091/5064814102_67685cae7b_b.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4113/5064814202_5a8ce14205_b.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4129/5064814326_62ef46368c_b.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4127/5064201081_0ea2efa18c_b.jpg



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  • alphaone
    Mar 9, 01:00 PM
    Wow just completed my first bigadv for an unbelievable 70,046 points. I can't even run fah all the time either, otherwise it would have been even higher (it causes a rubber banding effect in some games where they battle for cpu cycles).




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  • karsten
    Mar 23, 05:20 PM
    any working sync software on lion besides dropbox? tried sync mate but it didn't work. don't need the cloud capability of dropbox just between 2 macs



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  • voyagerd
    Apr 30, 07:44 PM
    Nathan Fillion joining Apple?




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  • Grade
    Oct 15, 05:36 PM
    dualscreen, 2nd 90degree portrait mode. Image was from http://ameblo.jp/tokyogenso/

    Can't find the picture, since I don't read chinese or Japanese... I don't even know what language is it. Can you help out?



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  • heehee
    Apr 13, 09:32 AM
    I'm still on my 3G, I don't know how long it's going to last.




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  • flatline82
    Oct 9, 03:31 PM
    No original themes...I was worried about this, however...I'm actually surprised :cool: I'm diggin it the way it is :D



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  • outz
    Apr 25, 08:31 PM
    sorry wrong post

    No way. I totally disagree with everything you've said!




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  • mad-jamie16
    Feb 7, 02:47 PM
    Hi guys, iv'e just got a pair of speakers for my imac and there awesome but the speakers were used and didn't come with the remote. i usually change volume on my imac with the keyboard but it doesn't allow me to with external speakers. does anyone know a way of changing this so i can change the volume on my keyboard until i get a new remote for the speakers?
    Cheers, Jamie.



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  • gangst
    Mar 27, 01:17 PM
    anyone know of an app, thta can find DVD coverart, atm i can't find one (please nobody, don't say Delicious Library), I'm looking for something a bit like DVD Cover Searcher Pro from www.cheapshareware.com (http://www.cheapshareware.com) , but this is only Windows, great app though.......just wondering if theres something similar on the OS X front.....anyone??!!




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  • Xavier
    Sep 1, 05:00 PM
    Mine:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/xavier853/Screenshot2010-09-01at55800PM.png

    Yay for the new arcade fire album



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  • untypoed
    Apr 2, 09:29 PM
    Yesterday being April Fools' Day, I decided to dedicate my desktop to the trinity that embodied this holiday:

    http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/CaptMurdock/Screengrabs/april2011desktop.jpg

    Got the original from the Facebook page for the Stooges.
    What icon/theme is that?




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  • AlmostJosh
    Dec 31, 04:19 PM
    A tarantula and a Tripp jacket :D



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  • i.phone4
    Apr 17, 10:15 AM
    http://i52.tinypic.com/282f9xz.png




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  • kalsta
    Mar 20, 12:35 PM
    Don't send out resumes. Put together a portfolio and arrange a meeting.

    Ah, you beat me to it citizenzen. At least we have similar ideas on this topic!




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  • MacBytes
    May 12, 01:02 PM
    Category: Mac Websites
    Link: KeynoteUser.com releases two news themes, posts 3 new tutorials on theme making (http://www.macbytes.com/link.php?sid=20040512140234)
    Posted on MacBytes.com (http://www.macbytes.com)

    Approved by Mudbug




    rmwebs
    Apr 6, 04:04 PM
    Clearly the new DC wont be serving up iTunes content if they are using an external storage provider...making the article stupidly misleading to many folks.

    This must mean the DC will be primarily for MobileMe. Resulting in the continuation of crap iDisk performance for Apples largest audience: Anyone outside the US.




    sochrisash
    Aug 14, 10:25 AM
    http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp263/sochrisash/Picture1-6.png

    awesome :D




    stevenlangley1
    Feb 18, 12:58 AM
    that is some really great imagery!




    steviem
    Apr 6, 04:40 PM
    I tried the Toy Camera effect for this photo, unfortunately it showed up some water marks on my 50mm lens at the time of taking the photo. I retouched them, but it means I think some photos from August/September have these blemishes...

    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5185/5595865945_3dbc9fd348_b.jpg




    Stridder44
    Apr 27, 05:48 PM
    Why does it take a media storm for Apple to open up on an issue ? It would be so much better if they more forthcoming and frank before an issue snowballs.

    Because it's not news. Plus it's a stupid issue in the first place. Every damn carrier in the world tracks your movement FAR more than Apple has. Google's Android tracks you even more than iOS does. This has been happening for well over a decade. Nobody cares, and only a few people have their tin-foil hats on tight enough to care.



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